The nowhere man
is a very big man
And a very small one
all at the same time
The sands unfurl as a fool babbles
An honest discourse into the personality of yours truly1. Call me
sure
2. What color of pants are you wearing right now?
yes
3. What Are You Listening To Right Now?
Incessant chattering of birds and other beasties
4. What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
Umm... if I posted it, this blog would become rated R
5. Do You Believe In Karma?
Karma believes in me
6. If You Were A Crayon, what color would you be?-
I would be a pencil
7. How Is The Weather Right Now?
Rainy with a slight chance of hurricanes, thunderstorms, and sleet. And that's just inside the office.
8. Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
The telephone operator
9. Do You Like The Person Who Sent You This?
Yes I do, because I sent this to myself
10. How Are You Today?
What kind of a stupid question is that?
11. Favorite Drink?
beer
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
none
13. Favorite Sports
Ringo Starr
14. Hair Color?
depends on the light level of the room, either black or ebony
15. Eye Color?
opaque
16. Favorite Band?
Regine Velasquo and Sarah Geronimow!
17. Favorite Actor & Actress?
Indiana Jones and Jabba the Hut
18. Favorite Months?
Febroorarie, Dexember, Shetemberg
19. Favorite Food?
I'm on a diet
20. Last Movie You Watched?
Super 1,2,3
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
Monday
23. What Was Your Favorite Toy As A Child?
Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat... (repeat 99x)
24. Summer or Winter?
Summer or winter?
25. Hugs Or Kisses?
Leery looks
26. Chocolate Or Vanilla?
Vanilla. yes. this is a normal answer.
27. What Is Under Your Bed?
The hopes and dreams of an entire nation
28. Friend You Have Had The Longest?
Mr. Bo. but he's been my enemy even longer.
29. What Did You Yesterday?
I was too drunk to remember. I think I went to church or something.
30. Favorite Smells?
The smell of freshly cut grass inside a room full of beautiful women wearing nothing but designer perfumes.
31. Who Inspires You?
Maybe a better question is what inspires me
32. What inpires you?
Nobody.
32. What Are You Afraid Of?
Monsters, peanuts, and illogical conclusions
33. Plain, Buttered Or Salted Popcorn? -
When I watch a movie?
34. Favorite flower?
Germaniums, two lips, and posies
35. Number Of Keys On Your Key Ring?
none. I wear my key ring on my finger.
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