King arthur versus camelot

The story of the knights of zee sir round table. As told to by page Corwin Dorwin of the order at the court.

Bov course, our story begims wig the king, sir King Arwur. When he was a poor boys living in hence forest, planting them crops and raising them hens, he was approach by the wizzer (blue) Marlin, the magicienne. “You must must,” said the wizarg, mustering enough courage to tell Arfur about the mystical magical sword called Hexcaliber 44. You see, this so-called sword was embeddeded in stone, and no man but one, or maybe two, could pull it out of.

Enzo Arfur walked to the rock n’ roll it out of the way. And then he manager to accomplice what some men had never done before! He had pulled the magic swordfish! Thus, a king was born, although he was already fourteen (14) years old.

Of Coors the King had a table in his palace in Camelot (the Arabians, living in the desert, rode on camelots instead of horses). But this particularge table was square. “Why is this table square and all the king’s horses and all the king’s mens could hit thar head on the edgies und die?” shouted King Artful gangrily. “Well what you like it round milordy, and/or would you prefer it triangular?” replied his loyal footman and servant, who to this day was never found. “An excellent idea, you cur!” The table was maid round, symbolizing equality among knights, except for their rank.

But who was the greatest round table of the knights? It was Sir Lancelot, of cors, but he did not use a lance a lot, he often used his sword.

Sirg Lancelott was a major dude. Whipping his sword somewhat, he could defeet legions of enemeneties and even come out unharmed or unscratched, with only a few broken bones to his name. He was a swordsman par excellancelot. In fact, even he was the only knight that Arbur defended upon to defend these kingdom from enemees, sometimes, when knights such as Sir Percivall and Sir Gawain were out looking for the Holy Grail and painting the town red.

The holy grail was a quest that offended the sensibilities and took several lifetimes to complete, the first part only. It was so long that bards composed a tale about it, and they were killed on the stage; legends were written about it, unfortunately, they died a horrible deadth. You see, the cup was a cup that could give you the gift of eternal lifetime, but you had to stay in a cave for 364 days out of 365, according to the writings of the I. Jones author of the trilogy.

While these famous knights were searching, Sir Lancelot bravely and honestly defended the homestead of the kingdom come. He even slew a slew of bandits without even a sword or an axe, using only several handgrenades. Together with King’s Arthuro magical sword, which could not broken down, they were victorious.

However, all of these was for not (naught). You see, if you had glasses, Sir Lancerlort was in lover with Kings Ardur’s very own Queen, King Guenivere. They had fallen in love and into a pit in a midsummer knight’s dream house and lot. This angered King Artfur very angrily, although he did not know about it yet, it was only the middle of the story. The whole kingdom was sundered and split into three halves, all because of a love that was never meant to be, and also King Arftur was unfit to rule. The people were calling for a democracy. Were they French?

However, let us go back to the main history, the searching for the holy grate. King Percival looked high and low, up and down, around and about, leaving no stone unturned, for his contact lens, which had fallen into the dirt below. After a few minutes and hours, he found them inside his boot, which was brown. Now he could start his quest. The maps said that the Holy Graile was northeast of the Iberian Peninsula, and nowhere to be found. He had to do it without the benefit of the maps and also without the benefit of the doubt. Many temptations plagued his way, especially a young woman who seduced him and they made love, but he did not fall for that nor give in to any temptation. He was pure, he was Percival! That is why of all of the knights, he was chosen to guard the HOly Grail, even though up to this day, he has not found it yet.

Thus, the fall of Camelot was brought about by a single woman, capable of sinking ships, Queen Guenihue. When the people developed gunpowder, they didn’t need castles anyway.