Q: Are you deaf?
A: No, I can’t hear a thing, why?
Q: Because you’ve got cotton balls stuffed up your nose, did you know?
A: Nobody knows of a nose that knows anything except to sneeze, what?
Q: Well, I can’t sneeze for shit, yes?
A: Then your nose must be an impotent one?
Q: Please tell me you didn’t use the words “nose” and “impotent” in one sentence?
A: Ok, I will “tell” you, haha?
Q: Why the funny snorking laugh?
A: Why, do I sound like a hyena?
Q: Yes?
A: Whoever heard of a herd of hyena saying the word “yes”?
Q: Excuse me, it’s not called a herd of hyena; it’s called a pack?
A: A pack? As in, a pack of cards?
Q: Yes, do you play often?
A: What game?
Q: Basketball, do you?
A: No, I’m a cripple, yes?
Q: Oh, so that must be why your legs are all crumpled up like that, and your feet look like deformed clubs?
A: Yes, I do go to these exclusive clubs every once so often?
Q: It’s a good thing they freakin’ let you in, because you’re a freak?
A: I’m a freak, but I’m no weirdo?
Q: I don’t belong here, I don’t belong here?
A: That sounds like a song, what?
Q: I didn’t know I could sing?
A: How should I know?
Q: You should have ought to know better?
A: That’s stupid grammer, shut yer mouth?
Q: My mouth, is it open?
A: Yes, not right now, no?
Q: Do I have any green vegetables stuck in my teeth, may I ask?
A: Yes you do, I think so too?
Q: Well I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, yes?
A: I am not, I actually eat meat?
Q: Fancy meeting you in this fancy restaurant, ma’am?
A: I am no ma’am, I’m a man, what?
Q: How can you prove this fact?
A: Well can you see this moustache that is at the top of my upper lip?
Q: Yes I can see, I am not blind, you know?
A: You are not blind, but are you deaf?
Q: No, I can’t hear a thing, why?
A: Because you’ve got cotton balls stuffed up your nose, did you know?
Q: Nobody knows of a nose that knows anything except to sneeze, what?
A: Well, I can’t sneeze for shit, yes?
Q: Then your nose must be an impotent one?
A: Please tell me you didn’t use the words “nose” and “impotent” in one sentence?
Q: Ok, I will “tell” you, haha?
A: Why the funny snorking laugh?
Q: Why, do I sound like a hyena?
A: Yes?
Q: Whoever heard of a herd of hyena saying the word “yes”?
A: Excuse me, it’s not called a herd of hyena; it’s called a pack?
Q: A pack? As in, a pack of cards?
A: Yes, do you play often?
Q: What game?
A: Basketball, do you?
Q: No, I’m a cripple, yes?
A: Oh, so that must be why your legs are all crumpled up like that, and your feet look like deformed clubs?
Q: Yes, I do go to these exclusive clubs every once so often?
A: It’s a good thing they freakin’ let you in, because you’re a freak?
Q: I’m a freak, but I’m no weirdo?
A: I don’t belong here, I don’t belong here?
Q: That sounds like a song, what?
A: I didn’t know I could sing?
Q: How should I know?
A: You should have ought to know better?
Q: That’s stupid grammer, shut yer mouth?
A: My mouth, is it open?
Q: Yes, not right now, no?
A: Do I have any green vegetables stuck in my teeth, may I ask?
Q: Yes you do, I think so too?
A: Well I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, yes?
Q: I am not, I actually eat meat?
A: Fancy meeting you in this fancy restaurant, ma’am?
Q: I am no ma’am, I’m a man, what?
A: How can you prove this fact?
Q: Well can you see this moustache that is at the top of my upper lip?
A: Yes I can see, I am not blind, you know?
Q: You are not blind, but are you deaf?
A: No, I’m Ted..
